I picked this up for about $5 and it was almost worth it. Pay more and I think you'll be pretty disappointed.

I was expecting cheesy and hoping for a laugh or two in the company of some hot babes, kinda like Lesbian Vampire Killers just with Zombies, but it was more like Land of the Dead with Jam for blood. I wouldn't really call it funny, but I chuckled a bit and had a few laughs at the movie.

It's about on par with a very good school play, but in the hands of professionals I think it could have been a pretty good show.. It's clearly budget, but the writing is okay. They could even keep the actors if they got some pros behind the cameras, sound, efx and cgi, because that part really sucked..

The jingle almost ruined it at the beginning, but there is practically no music, not even for atmosphere or building up tension, in it. I guess, that's a actually a good thing in light of the really poor technical side of it; it could have been much worse.

An experimental drug designed to cure cancer is half-inched from a laboratory and winds up being smoked by crack whores who turn into flesh eating zombies that attack the sexy dancers of a nearby strip-club.

Take the initials of Zombies!, Zombies!, Zombies!, and what you have is 'ZZZ', which is kinda apt, because the first act of this low-budget zombie comedy horror is in danger of sending the viewer to sleep, despite the sight of several gorgeous women gyrating their goods in front of the camera. It takes quite a while to get to the zombie action, which is preceded by lots of dreadfully inane dialogue between dull characters, as performed by a very wooden cast. The comedy side of things is sorely lacking.

Once the flesh-eating begins, the film begins to get a bit more entertaining, with some enthusiastic gore, but an over-reliance on cheap CGI does tend to ruin matters a bit. The film's few practical effects mightn't be that convincing, but they're a damn sight better than the poorly rendered digital effects, best moment being a chainsaw rammed through a zombie's head. As far as the obligatory nudity goes, several of the 'actresses' get their thruppenies out, including tasty blonde Hollie Winnard and top-heavy hottie Jessica Barton.

To summarise: Zombies!, Zombies!, Zombies! isn't as much fun as either Zombie Strippers (which came out the same year) or The Big Tits Dragon (2010), but is still more successful than Strippers vs Werewolves (2012), which was utter garbage. I've yet to see Zombies Vs. Strippers (2012).

5.5 out of 10, generously rounded up to 6 for IMDb.

If you're looking for the next Citizen Kane then you're looking in thewrong place. News Flash: It's a zombie horror film complete with allthe expected things that make a zombie movie. The good thing about thisfilm is that it's laced with some genuinely funny moments that make funof the zombie clichés.

The special effects are better than average for a low budget film.Anthony Headen as Johnny Vegas plays a pimp to the extreme and sets thetone for many of the scenes. Sure, the character is a bit over-the-topbut this is as much a comedy as it is a horror film.

Sit back and enjoy. It's a lot of fun! And stay through the credits.The best scene is the last scene!